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codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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aloadai:

i wish everyone on tumblr would just admit that we sit on our couches and eat the chip crumbs that fall on our boobs, because i’m tired of pretending to be cool.

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baileyjeanne:

I CAN’T HANDLE THE CUTE

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tyleroakley:

The best rating system.

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